THE IDEAL MAN — Heart Trumps — Scarlett Sky

THE IDEAL MAN — Heart Trumps — Scarlett Sky

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THE IDEAL MAN — Heart Trumps — Scarlett Sky

THE IDEAL MAN — Heart Trumps — Scarlett Sky

$1.49

THE IDEAL MAN — Scarlett Sky

Scarlett has made a list. Unfortunately, one man appears to be missing several departments.

Her ideal man is ambitious, financially competent, romantic, excellent in bed, capable in a kitchen, useful around a house, devoted to his children, generous with flowers, and sufficiently civilized to understand that “nothing” is sometimes a highly technical answer.

A reasonable request.

At least until the list gets longer.

The Ideal Man is a sharp, playful cabaret song about assembling the perfect partner feature by feature—provider, lover, cook, father, romantic—until Scarlett finally discovers the practical solution.

Why insist on finding all of that in one man?

Perfection is possible.

You simply have to organize it properly.

From the album Heart Trumps — Scarlett Sky.

For: women with standards, men with a sense of humor, impossible wish lists, romantic logistics, and anyone who has ever discovered that perfection becomes much easier once you stop insisting on a single supplier.

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